26 February 2010

Top 100 Funniest one-liners

1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
5 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
7 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Google's Kuwait Doodles

We all now that on January 25th google changed it's doodle at www.google.com.kw to celebrate Kuwait independence day. thing is, Kuwait independence day is on February 25th. that makes Kuwait the only country so far to have two different doodles in the same year.

January 25th, 2010 doodle

February 25th, 2010 doodle

for Google doodles lovers there is a website called Doodle Tracker. The website implements bots to detect and track Google logos.They have archived doodles since November 2009. now you can search and save all your favourite Google doodles.

Kuwait Independence Day Accidents 25/02/2010

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  1. 12 year old got ran over by a car at Gulf road
  2. A guy was hit with an axe, transferred to al Amiri Hospital
  3. 5 youngsters were killed in car accidents due to leaving their vehicles, it was hard to get their bodies out due to extreme road congestion.
  4. A women managed to get a broken back , unknown reason, probably car accident.
  5. A guy with an injured eye, due to being sprayed with a super-soaker filled with hair removal chemical and water mixture.
Have fun, celebrate and drive safely, keep the roads clean.

Source: blackberry broadcast

21 February 2010

Auditing OHSAS 18001:2007 , Here I Come !

Fun is over, I just completed my BS OHSAS 18001:2007 certification course. which was at Hilton Resort, Mangaf. I'll get the result within 45 days, so wish me luck ^_^.    That was a full stop not a mole ! hur hur hur ...

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I already got my ISO 9001:2008 Quality Management System Lead Auditor Certification. once I pass OHSAS 18001 , I will have to take ISO 14001 Environmental Management System Lead Auditor certification, and that will take a load off my chest. Below are some basic FAQ's.